I was in the public toilets

I was in the publictoilets and had just sat down,a voice from the next cubiclesaid “Hi!, how are you?”Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doingfine”.The voice said “So whatare you up to?”.I said, “Just doing the sameas you, sitting here!”.From next door, “Can I comeover?”.Annoyed, I said, "ratherbusy right now”.The voice said, “Listen,i will have to call you back,there’s an idiot next dooranswering all my questions"