Su Wong marries Lee Wong

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby girl."Congratulations!' says the nurse to the new parents. "Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?"The puzzled father looks at his new baby girl and says, "Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name her Sum Ting Wong...

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The doctor, after an examination

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a martini.'After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs...

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Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'. The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2",...

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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'The woman shakes her head no.Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt...

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A Little boy went to a telephone

A Little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:Boy: “Lady, can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?”Woman: (at the other end of the phone line) “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”Boy: “Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now.”Woman: “I’m very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting the lawn.”Boy: (with more perseverance) “Lady, I’ll even sweep the floor and the stairs...

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A young guy from West Virginia moves to Florida

A young guy from West Virginia moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in West Virginia ."Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job."You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales...

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A fat man was seated

A fat man was seated on his front steps drinking a can of beer when a busybody spinster from down the street began to berate him for his appearance. "What a disgusting sight," she said. "If that belly was on a woman, I'd swear she was pregnant." To which the man smiled and replied, "Madam, it was and she is...

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One evening

One evening, a young man was surprised to find that his bar pickup line had worked and that he was headed to his new companion's apartment.During the drive she explained to him that she was going to show him all about her home state of New Jersey using her body. "Interesting concept," he thought. First, she took his hand and placed it on her backside; she explained to him that this was, "Freehold."Next, she took his other hand and placed it on her left breast; she told him that this was, "Point Pleasant."Again she took his hand, this...

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