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Thursday, 25 April 2013

Bar ( jokes )

Posted on 11:48 by Unknown
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer."Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 penny.""ONE PENNY!" exclaims the guy.The barman replies, "Yes."So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?""Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money.""How much money?" inquires the guy."5 pence," he replies."FIVE PENCE!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."
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